A fortnight beside the course

The Modern Retirement
Secret Menu

Two weeks of workshops, talks, and guided conversations — arts, culture, and time on the water. Daycare runs beside the whole festival, so you can be in the room.

14 daysDaycare 8:30–4:30, every dayOn the coast 🌴

Airfare, accommodation, and daycare included when you invest in 3 modules.

People gathered on a deck above the ocean

What the fortnight holds

Workshops, talks, and time outside

Arts

Make something with your hands

Music, painting, and architecture, taught as workshops. The point is a practice you can carry home, not a portfolio.

  • Songs learned in a circle
  • Painting from what is in front of you
  • Architecture as a way of looking at shelter
  • One instrument, with no recital attached
  • Drawing a room you would actually live in

Culture

Talks and guided conversations

Philosophy, politics, meditation, space, and the question of other minds. Serious rooms. No one is performing expertise they do not have.

  • Philosophy after the career
  • Politics without the costume
  • Meditation you can explain to a skeptic
  • Space, scale, and cosmology
  • Aliens, taken as a question about minds

Activities

Outside, on purpose

The fortnight includes the machines and the quiet. Instruction first, then the optional faster group.

  • Electric dirt biking
  • Jet skis
  • Hiking
  • Surfing and swimming
  • Kitesurfing
  • Fishing
  • Campfires

Festival calendar

Two weeks of workshops, talks, & time outside with distraction-free daycare every day

Care sits next to the program from morning through late afternoon. Evenings are for adults who want them.

Week one

Week two

Day 1 · Mon

Listening 🎵 📖 🔥

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Songs, shade, and a nap after lunch

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Learn a song as a room, not as a recital

  2. Afternoon

    Talk · Culture

    What philosophy is for after the job ends

  3. Evening

    Activity · Activities

    Campfire. No agenda, no slides

Day 2 · Tue

Colour 🎨 🗳️ 🏍️

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Paint that is allowed to make a mess

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Painting from the coast, not from a photograph

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    Politics without the performance

  3. Late

    Activity · Activities

    Electric dirt bikes on the back roads

Day 3 · Wed

Shelter 🏛️ 🧘 🥾

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Blocks, forts, and a quiet hour

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Architecture walk: what a building owes the people in it

  2. Afternoon

    Workshop · Culture

    Meditation — sitting still on purpose

  3. Late

    Activity · Activities

    Hike to the ridge, back before dark

Day 4 · Thu

Scale 🌌 👽 🏄

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Stories about the moon, then rest

  1. Morning

    Talk · Culture

    Space: distance, silence, and why the sky is a liberal art

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    Aliens, seriously — what we would recognize as a mind

  3. Late

    Activity · Activities

    Surf if the sets are kind. Swim if they are not

Day 5 · Fri

Water 🎣 🚤 🪁

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Tide pools with a grown-up who knows the rocks

  1. Dawn

    Activity · Activities

    Fishing. The point is the waiting

  2. Afternoon

    Activity · Activities

    Jet skis for whoever wants the speed

  3. Late

    Workshop · Activities

    Kitesurfing when the wind shows up

Day 6 · Sat

In public 🎵 🎨 🔥

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Open studio next door, their own table

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Music and paint in the same room

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    Taste: what you keep, what you drop

  3. Evening

    Activity · Activities

    Campfire readings. Short. Then quiet

Day 7 · Sun

Quiet 🚶 🎵

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Stories in the shade. Pickup whenever you are back

  1. Morning

    Activity · Activities

    Long walk. Nothing to summit

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    What you would study if no one were grading it

  3. Evening

    Talk · Arts

    Early night. One piece of music, then done

Day 8 · Mon

One instrument 🎸 🧘 🥾

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Rhythm games, then a nap

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    One instrument, one hour, no performance at the end

  2. Afternoon

    Talk · Culture

    Meditation traditions, without the costume

  3. Late

    Activity · Activities

    A shorter hike for anyone who wants the trail again

Day 9 · Tue

A room 🏠 🗳️ 🎣

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Build a cardboard room and live in it until snack

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Draw a room you would live in for a year

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    The politics of a small place

  3. Dusk

    Activity · Activities

    Fishing as the light goes

Day 10 · Wed

The sky 🌌 👽 🏄

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Constellation pictures, lights out early

  1. Morning

    Talk · Culture

    Cosmology for people who do not need a textbook

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    If we are not alone, what changes about a Tuesday

  3. Late

    Activity · Activities

    Surfing, second try, less pride

Day 11 · Thu

The body 🏍️ 🚤 🔥

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Yard games and a long rest

  1. Morning

    Activity · Activities

    Electric dirt bikes, slower group first

  2. Afternoon

    Activity · Activities

    Jet skis, then a swim to come down

  3. Evening

    Conversation · Culture

    Campfire: what the body still wants to learn

Day 12 · Fri

Wind 🪁 🎨

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Kites on the grass, far from the water

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Activities

    Kitesurfing clinic. Standing up is enough

  2. Afternoon

    Workshop · Arts

    Paint the weather you actually have

  3. Evening

    Talk · Culture

    Luck, skill, and the wind

Day 13 · Sat

The long table 🎵 🔥

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

Their own long table, same hour as lunch

  1. Morning

    Workshop · Arts

    Music that turns into the evening without a set break

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    Culture you inherited, culture you chose

  3. Evening

    Activity · Activities

    Campfire. The good seats go to whoever arrives early

Day 14 · Sun

What you keep 🥾 🎵

Daycare · 8:30–4:30

A last story. Collection is unhurried

  1. Morning

    Activity · Activities

    Closing hike. Easy pace, full view

  2. Afternoon

    Conversation · Culture

    Each person names one practice they will keep

  3. Evening

    Workshop · Arts

    One song, sung once, then the cars

Workshops

Small, hands-on, and finished in the sitting. You leave with a song, a painting, a drawing, or a skill on the water — not a certificate for its own sake.

Talks

One speaker, one idea, time for questions. Philosophy, politics, meditation, space. The room is adults who have already had a career.

Guided conversations

A host, a question, and a fire or a table. No panel. The work is saying what you actually think, then hearing someone else.

Daycare is part of the menu

It is not a side arrangement you book yourself. Care runs 8:30 to 4:30 on all fourteen days: play, art, stories, and rest, a short walk from the workshops.

The course, if you want the company-design half

Ask for the next dates

The secret menu is the fortnight above. Email gets you the dates, the daycare note, and how it sits next to the course.

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